Smile today cause tomorrow could be worse

cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

Via pizza ✌

(Source: airbenderss)


assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

Via pizza ✌

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

image

i took

a shower

Via *insert emoji*

(Source: andsatansays)





pizza:

Life Hack #53957
How to give a blowjob (to a giant penis)
By tumblr user moistbottom


Via pizza ✌



emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

Via Advent Empathetic

foodchewer:

the motto

(Source: wwiao)


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